ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm sobbing to NWA
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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