you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Randomize
