Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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