glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
17 year olds will be the death of me.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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