stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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