is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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