I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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