Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Send help, water and tortillas.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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