okay pat passed out under dana's car
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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