I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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