kristin has been a bad kristin
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Randomize
