Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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