So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Still dying that you shit outside
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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