My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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