Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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