you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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