This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
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Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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