um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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