would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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