My brain says no but my pants say off.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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