Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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