I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
