So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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