Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
smell my finger.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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