It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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