we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
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Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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