He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
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i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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