How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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