I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
So I just went to clothing optional bar
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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