I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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