"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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