so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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