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  im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL

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  dude. stop pregaming the food network.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy

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  i am grossed the fuck out

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.

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  you dont need a face to have sex

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did

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  watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again

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• (206): View more from Washington

  No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe

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• (518): View more from New York

  #1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE

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• (518): View more from New York

  Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  So like, boobs.

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  are you really going to start every conversation like that?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.

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