Bea Arthur died! :(
Big bird passed.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
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Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.