My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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