Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
