Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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