i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
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