Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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