Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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