"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
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Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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