do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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