chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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