my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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