I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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