Sry I called you an 8
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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