We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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