sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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