Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Randomize