I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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