I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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