Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Still dying that you shit outside
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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