I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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