She announced her abortion via fbk
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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