sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Randomize
