So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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