Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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