Operation Purity has been aborted
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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